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Things Teenagers Say: Volume 27

Happy Monday!  Hope you have a week full of crazy teenagers saying crazy things.  If you’re not that lucky, here’s a taste of the conversations that have gone on in my classroom lately  🙂

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Ms. Hagan, if you die, I want your pi necklace.

I had a party with my fridge this weekend.  My fridge is my boyfriend.  He feeds me all the time.

Me: I’m not sure if sitting on this wobbly desk was the best decision.
Student: Don’t worry.  Vegetarians can’t break wood.

Student: Ms. Hagan, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow with no eyebrows?
Me: I’d cry.

Isn’t Oprah like an opera singer?

What do Americans eat when they’re hungry? A hamburger. Except Ms. Hagan. She eats a carrot.

Are you sure you are really a human? You like math too much.

Ms. Hagan, would you like to buy some ribs?  Oh wait.  You’re a vegetarian.  Oh wait. You could feed them to your cats.

Me: Keep your phone away unless you want me to keep it for the rest of the day. Hey, that rhymes!

Can I ask a question?  I’m curious about something.  I know curiosity killed the cat. But, I’m not a cat. And, I’m not ready to die. If I was going to die, I want it to be in a cool way so I can be remembered.

If somebody punched Betty White, she’d probably turn to dust.

Penelope is a princess name.

I bet your boyfriend would give us the answers to our test if he were here…

Me: Please take off the welding mask during class.

You are like my grandma. You have to make yourself laugh to smile in a picture.

I bet you met your boyfriend on catladiesonly.com

Ms. Hagan, your eyebrow game is weak.

Student: Is your sweater soft?
Me: Yeah.
Student: It reminds me of a washcloth.

I’m like a fish who fell out of the water 10 days ago.

They let angels teach Algebra 2?

Can we watch exorcism videos on youtube if we get done with our assignment early?

My hair isn’t nappy. It’s hot.

Ms. Hagan, I had to get up at 10:30 to help catch some cats. It made me think of you.

Australia has a queen?!?

Student 1: You don’t look like the person who would own a duck.
Student 2: Yeah, you look like a rabbit person.

Me: Put away all your phones and ouija boards.

You have cat earrings on. I’m silently judging you, cat lady.

Student 1: Your hair looks great.
Student 2: I feel like I got tasered, so I don’t really care.

[Student] is a bad word.

Can I give up? Never mind. I’ll use some of the strategies I’ve learned.

I’m keeping my notebook forever. I’m going to put it in my hope chest.

Student: You should download the aa app.  It’s so addictive.
Me: I don’t need any more addictions in my life.
Student: What else are you addicted to?
Another Student: Cats.

Student 1: You need to have a baby. It will help mellow you out.
Student 2: I feel like if Ms. Hagan was pregnant, she would be super crazy and kill us all.

I worked really hard to get these wrong answers, okay?

I don’t know where to buy one. I’ve looked at Vera Bradley. I’ve looked at all the rich people stores.

What if someone got married on Pi Day and their cake had 3.14 tiers. Wouldn’t that be cool?

Halevia

Monday 9th of November 2015

3.14 tiers LOL https://www.pinterest.com/pin/88172105181859363/

Sarah Carter (@mathequalslove)

Monday 9th of November 2015

That's awesome!

UnwiseOwl

Wednesday 11th of February 2015

Am I the only one here upset that catladiesonly.com doesn't appear to be a real site?

UnwiseOwl

Wednesday 11th of February 2015

Am I the only one here upset that catladiesonly.com doesn't appear to be a real site?

Sarah Carter (@mathequalslove)

Thursday 19th of February 2015

LOL. I wonder how many people visited that hyperlink to see if it was real. :)