Things Teenagers Say: Volume 50

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Join me today for Volume 50 of Things Teenagers Say. This is my regular round-up of the crazy and memorable things I hear my students say in class.

My students are complaining that I haven’t posted a Things Teenagers Say post in a while. So, I guess I’ll oblige them.

Things Teenagers Say

[Student Name] has an ugly personality. I have a beautiful personality. I have a rose gold personality.

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Every time you walk in class, it looks like you just walked out of a 90s music video.

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Every time Mr. Carter talks, I giggle.

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Student 1: Do you have a game on your phone?
Student 2: Nope. All I have is social media.

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I wonder if twins still have a doppelganger.

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My dad is my doppelganger.

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I don’t think I’d be good in prison. I’m too pretty.

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Did you know that butterflies are an endangered species? There are only five of them left in the world.

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Squiggly brackets look like angel fish trying to kiss.

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Did you know that someone made a meme about Mrs. Carter’s projector?

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Mr. Carter should grow a beard He would look like a mean teacher then.

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I couldn’t quit doodling the symbol for all real numbers last hour.

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You mean-mugged me. Now I have a head ache.

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You’re going to miss Mrs. Carter, so soak it up.

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Student 1: Is this really where you want to be when Jesus comes back?
Student 2: No. I want to be at home.

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Tell me the inside joke. We are INSIDE right now, so you can tell me the joke.

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Me: It’s called the caret button.
Student: Is it good for your eyes?

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I’m going to get pulled over and look like an alcoholic that loves pistachios.

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Why does glue look so satisfying?

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Want to read more things teenagers say? Check out previous volumes here.