# Math Jokes

As a math teacher, I love incorporating math jokes into my classroom. Recently, I’ve been doing this by posting a Math Joke of the Week. I decided to take all of my weekly math jokes and create a dedicated math joke page here on my blog.

I will be adding math jokes to it as I run across them. Feel free to send me your favorites!

## Algebra Jokes

**What do you call friends who love math?**Algebros**What is a bird’s favorite type of math?**Owl-gebra

## Geometry Jokes

**What did the triangle say to the circle?**You’re pointless!**Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?**It was over 90 degrees.**Which triangles are the coldest?**Ice-sosceles Triangles**What do you call people who like tractors?**Pro-tractors**What do you call an angle that is adorable?**Acute angle**What is a math teacher’s favorite tree?**Geometry**Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?**It is never right.**What do you call a dead parrot?**Polygon**What do you call more than one L?**Parallel**Why was the mathematician late for work?**He took the rhombus.**What is the best way to pass a geometry test?**Know all the angles.**What do geometry teachers have on their floors?**Area rugs

## Number Jokes

**What did the zero say to the eight?**Nice belt!**Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?**They already 8!**What do you call a number that can’t keep still?**A Roamin’ Numeral**Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?**X was always ten.**Why do plants hate math?**It gives them square roots.**How do you make one vanish?**Add a “g” to the beginning.**Why should you never argue with a decimal?**They always have a point.**How can you make seven even?**Remove the “s”**Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?**Because they can’t even.**What number can only go up?**Your age.**Why was 6 afraid of 7?**Because 7 8 9.**What number has its own day?**Two’s day**Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?**Because if you add 4 and 4, you get 8.**Why couldn’t the seven and the ten get married?**They were under eighteen.**Do you know what’s odd?**Every other number.**What did 2, 3, 5, and 7 have for dinner?**Prime Rib.

## Halloween Math Jokes

**What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?**Pumpkin Pi**How does a child ghost count?**One, Boo, Three

## Logarithm Jokes

**Why do mathematicians like parks?**Because of all the natural logs.**What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?**Natural logs.

## Quadratics Jokes

**How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?**By Completing the Scare**What do baby parabolas drink?**Quadratic formula

## Trigonometry Jokes

**Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?**His parents wouldn’t cosine.**What do you call a gentleman who spent all the summer at the beach?**A tangent.**Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?**Just cos.**How do deaf mathematicians communicate?**Sine language

## Metric System Jokes

**What do Martians who use the metric system say?**“Take me to your liter.”**Why was the inchworm angry?**He had to convert to the metric system.**What do you call a metric cookie?**A gram cracker.

## Math Teacher Jokes

**What state has the most math teachers?**Math-achusetts**Why do cheapskates make good math teachers?**Because they make every penny count.**What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?**A square meal**What is an algebra teacher’s favorite sandwich?**Slope-y Joe

## Miscellaneous Math Jokes

**What did Al Gore play on his guitar?**An algorithm**Why was the math book sad?**It had a lot of problems.**Where do mathematicians go on vacation?**Times Square**What is a mathematician’s favorite season?**Sum-mer**What kind of skates does a calculator wear?**Figure skates.**What adds, subtracts, multiplies, and bumps into light bulbs?**A mothematician**How many feet does it take to measure a backyard?**3- because three feet equals one yard.**What tools do you use for math?**MultiPLIERS

Have another favorite math joke? Leave it in the comments!

Amanda

Thursday 16th of February 2023

What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee I'm a tree (Geometry)

Jennifer

Thursday 10th of November 2022

Where do irrational numbers go to school?

Pi School

posamochod samochody

Thursday 6th of October 2022

autocabaa@gmail.com

Bill

Wednesday 28th of September 2022

You can find some others at https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqr0OWIB-uYu-yBOBYtLu7d-60R2nxnrN ... . Some are the same, others are not included here.

Kimberly

Friday 17th of June 2022

Why do teenagers never walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even...