Things Teenagers Say: Volume 41

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A new school year means a room full of new teenagers to say crazy, off-the-wall things. Almost all of my students are freshmen this year, so I feel like that’s even adding to the usual level of craziness I’ve become accustomed to!

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This class is like Pinterest!

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Never get between a man and his glue stick!

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She thinks it’s creepy because she’s never seen my forehead.

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So, you’re saying I could get places faster if I just skipped?

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What a student says when he’s not happy with the prize you gave him:

You could have just robbed a jewelry store and gave us diamonds.

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Please do not fall. I’ll cry!

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Man! Your cabinet makes you look like a sneaker head!

Sterilite Containers in Storage Cabinet.

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Student 1: I already have my prom dress. It’s white and gold.
Student 2: You mean black and blue?
Student 1: I hate you!

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Student 1: Your mom can make some bomb pancakes!
Student 2: I know. I live there.

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I glue like a 3rd grader.

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You call your car Petunia?!? Mine is Myrtle!

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You’ll learn pretty fast there’s no time to sleep in this class!

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Google has all the answers. I’m dating Google. I’m going to name my kid Google.

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That flood we had yesterday was like an inch away from biblical.

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Student 1: Why are you wearing Jerusalem shoes?
Rest of Class: [Weird, Confused Looks]
Student 1: Jesus was born in Jerusalem, you idiot!

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Upon realizing that I made four different versions of the quiz:

You are smart! You made each one of these different!

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Are you trying to kill me? Because if you are, you’re doing a terrible job of it.

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Fried chicken wants to be mediocre, but it can’t.

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